HELOCRANE: I'm still learning how to do this

Now this bit has me confused:

how does this one work
someone please tell me

So one of the other things I am newly learning about web development is that the "hyperlink" part of HTML is actually quite important for internet functionality. You learn more every day.

This resource has been very useful indeed.
This is a Frog Photo I took at work that I am very Proud of:
A frog's silhouette through a leaf of swiss chard

Some random table (don't worry, dear reader, we will gussy this up)
Row 1, cell 1 Row 1, cell 2 Row 1, cell 3
Row 2, cell 1 Row 2, cell 2 Row 2, cell 3
Row 3, cell 1 Row 3, cell 2 Row 3, cell 3
Row 4, cell 1 Row 4, cell 2 Row 4, cell 3

Some random form

Note: It looks the part, but won't do a damned thing.

Name:

Comments:

Pick ONE:

eels

hagfish